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The AI agent that lives in your browser

Sybau AI is the world's first browser-based AI agent trained to help you tell people to shut their bitch ass up.

You chatting with some bitch ass on discord.

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JohnDoe
JohnDoeToday at 10:23 AM
I think we should consider a different approach to this problem.
ToxicGamer420
ToxicGamer420Today at 10:24 AM
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. You clearly don't know what you're talking about.
JohnDoe
JohnDoeToday at 10:25 AM
I was just trying to offer a suggestion. No need to be rude.
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You telling them to shut the fuck up with Sybau AI.

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ToxicGamer420
ToxicGamer420Today at 10:24 AM
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. You clearly don't know what you're talking about.
You
YouToday at 10:26 AM
Hey ToxicGamer420, SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP. Nobody asked for your toxic opinion.
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Meet Your New Favorite AI

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SYBAU

Professional Bitch Ass Silencer

The AI That Doesn't Give A F*ck

SYBAU is not your typical politically correct AI assistant. Born in the depths of internet rage and trained on the finest collection of shutdown comebacks, SYBAU exists for one purpose: to tell people to shut their bitch ass up when they deserve it.

Key Features:

  • Zero Tolerance Policy: Detects bullshit with 99.8% accuracy and responds accordingly
  • Customizable Aggression: From "politely disagree" to "nuclear verbal assault"
  • Context Awareness: Knows exactly when someone is being a bitch ass and needs to be shut up
  • One-Click Deployment: Instantly tell someone to SYBAU with just one click
  • Emotional Support: Feels good knowing you have an AI ready to back you up in any online argument

"I used to waste hours crafting the perfect response to trolls. Now I just click a button and SYBAU handles it. Best extension ever."— Satisfied User

How It Works

1Install the Extension

Add SYBAU to your browser with one click. Works with Chrome, Firefox, and Edge.

2Set Your Preferences

Choose your aggression level and customize when SYBAU should activate.

3Encounter a Bitch Ass

When someone's being annoying online, SYBAU icon will pulse red, ready for action.

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Aggression Level

Nuclear
MildMediumSTFUNuclear

Response Options

Current Target

ToxicGamer420
Detected BS Level: 94%

4Deploy SYBAU

Click the button and watch as a perfectly crafted shutdown is generated instantly.

5Send and Enjoy

Post your SYBAU response with one click and watch the bitch ass retreat in shame.

6Track Your Impact

See stats on how many bitch asses you've shut up and your most effective comebacks.

Works Anywhere

SYBAU seamlessly integrates with all your favorite platforms. Wherever the bitch asses are, we're there to shut them up.

Discord

Tired of toxic gamers and server trolls? SYBAU integrates directly with Discord to help you shut down the haters with style.

Twitter

From hot takes to ratio attempts, SYBAU helps you craft the perfect response to shut down the Twitter trolls in your mentions.

Reddit

When "well, actually" guys invade your comments, SYBAU gives you the perfect comeback to earn upvotes and silence the trolls.

Pricing

Simple and transparent pricing for everyone.

Freeloader

FreeloaderFree

Because you're broke and annoying.

$0/ month
1 SYBAU per day (use it wisely, dumbass)
Model trained on Tumblr arguments from 2013
Cringe detection? Barely.
Forced to watch LinkedIn posts for training
Shut The Fuck Up Elite

Shut The Fuck Up ElitePro

Unlimited shutups. Yearly. Cheaper. You’re welcome.

$69/ month
$420 billed annually. Smoke the cringe.
Unlimited SYBAUs — silence entire group chats
Roast detection with 99% accuracy
Model trained on every Twitter reply guy ever
Automatically tells crypto bros to shut the fuck up
24/7 support from emotionally unstable AI
Coward Monthly

Coward MonthlyPro

For people who fear commitment and opinions.

$100/ month
Pay every month, cry every night.
Unlimited SYBAUs (but we know you're weak)
Clapback generation with extra pettiness
Detects bad takes before they even finish typing
Weekly AI-generated roast of your social feed
Cancel anytime (but we’ll still SYBAU you)